1. Join Obama's Jobs and Competitiveness Council. Bring some diverse truth in love to GE Chairman and CEO Jeffrey Immelt. Commiserate with his private/public plight as the council struggles mightily with the issue of the decade. Avoid 10-year later "what are you doing now?" stories at all costs.
2. Go back to the recruiter who helped land the BofA job and beg for payback on other plum assignments. If that doesn't work, call Ken Lewis and ask for a payday loan.
3. Write a real book titled, "Failing UP." Become a guest host on CNBC's Squawk Box. Mend brokenness by confirming everything hosts Joe Kernen and Becky Quick have to say about banking.
4. Join more boards -- Preferably big international banks that have an eye on unseating BofA such as HSBC. Disregard non-compete agreement. Remember success is sweetest form of revenge.
5. Consult friends in private equity, the last bastion where Linked In connections and failing up meet square on to create new career opportunities.
6. Start a powerful yet virtual women's career transition and support group named: "Recovering Divas of Industry." Invite former co-worker Barbara DeSeor and fired Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz to become members. Track down Marcy Fuller, Carly Fiorina and Paula Rosput Reynolds to serve as special advisers.
7. Get out of town. Keeping with international/global re-positioning theme, travel and meet with as many bank CEOs and boards as possible. Leave no stone unturned. See if BofA will grant some severance fly time on one of their corporate jets.
8. Re-discover balance at home. Support husband's dreams following his service raising family and managing household. Attend any and all special functions, events and games at children's schools. (Re-read last year's WSJ special feature on Most Powerful Women, which referenced these points at length.)
9. Wait patiently by phone for recruiters to call with next opportunity. Set PDA on vibrate during day; silent at night. For those sleepless nights consult the book of Psalms.
10. After six months of dust settling, re-emerge as head of a regional bank in U.S. such as Regions or SunTrust. Move their headquarters to Wall Street, merge with Goldman Sachs and then jointly declare that the "era of big bank consolidation is over." Continue on chosen privileged path.
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